Further Proof

I might be onto something with this idea that I’m turning into a giant monkey.

Yongi and I got two sets of sheets as wedding presents, and I have destroyed the fitted sheets of both sets in the past six months. How have I managed to do this, you may ask? As best we can figure, my dew claws come out at night and shred the fabric, so that a hole is made at the foot of my side of the bed. In my previous experience, I have never shredded a bedsheet with my feet. I know that sheets are things that need replacing, but after less than four years? We go to buy new sheets tonight. The full moon is tomorrow. I guess this will be the ultimate test.

For the short term, you may all refer to me as Madame Du Claw.

  1. #1 by Nicole on October 8, 2006 - 5:36 pm

    Do monkeys HAVE dew claws?

  2. #2 by patita on October 9, 2006 - 9:44 am

    No… that’s sort of where the theory comes apart ;)

    The full moon caused no intrigue! The new sheets are quite nice, though.

  3. #3 by Jennifer on October 9, 2006 - 5:02 pm

    Ah, but if there is evil afoot, the full moon would hide it. Wait for the quarter moon. Then, I suspect, is the real test for fitted sheet mystique. :-)

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